Glee Episode today: Blame it on alcohol

1. The “weepy hysterical drunk”, like Santana, who was convinced that Sam was still in love with Quinn. (Let’s face it… she was probably right.)

2. The “angry girl drunks”, like Quinn and Lauren, who were taking out there pent up rage on Puck. (Let’s face it… he probably deserves it.)

3. The “girl-who-turns-into-a-stripper drunk”, like Brittany. (Let’s face it… she’d probably do that sober. We’re more concerned about why Artie had so many singles on hand to throw at her. Is this a regular thing for them?)

4. The “happy girl drunks” like Mercedes and Tina, who were cracking up on the couch. (Let’s face it… they were probably laughing at Rachel’s bizarre hippie ’70s dress, which made her look more like a grandmother in a nightgown than like Carole King.)

5. The “needy girl drunk,” like Rachel. (Let’s face it… we’d be “overly lovey” with him, too.)